Canada Day

My birthday

friend: Whens your birthday again?
me: It's July 1st. aka Canada Day
friend: Oh yeah..

by froman jenkins January 22, 2009

Team Canada

A phrase originating from the 2011 Team Canada Jr. crushing loss to Team Russia's come-from-behind 5-3 victory.

1) A phrase describing a colossal upset or unexpected loss

when success was imminent.

2) To get super owned.

3) To screw something up horribly resulting in a devastating loss.

Dude, i so thought you were gonna get that job, until you pulled a Team Canada in the interview.

by Kwasy Wabbit January 7, 2011

Canada's History

A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.

Did you hear Stephen Colbert talked about Canada's History ON HIS SHOW?!

by MIndlessColbertZombie February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Getting very politely fucked by the English for over 200 years

Man, my asshole hurts from all that Canada's History!

by imnotthomas February 4, 2010

Gnarlsburg Canada

1. The greatest place in the world

2. Something that is totally awesome-crazy-gnarly.

3. Something that is totally crazy-gnarly in a bad way. (see crazy sauce)

Person one:"She's gone on to a better place"
Person two:"oh, I'm sorry..."
Person one:"No, She went to Gnarlsburg Canada"
Person two:"OH! THATS GNARLSBURG!!!!"

by Sancho Javier De La Cruz October 30, 2007

Canada's Gunt

The maritimes

I grew up in the heart of Canada's Gunt

by tantroll July 23, 2020

Canada-packin

Anytime a self proclaimed Canadian, makes the will full decision to pack/transport, in a travel device; such as a backpack, purse, or fannypack. One or more of the following items.

1: A black pocket pussy disguised as a flashlight.
2: A rape whistle, engraved with "slender sender".
3: A Walther CP 88 pellet gun.

To his girlfriend's house for protection.

My house was melting so I grabbed my slender sender and went canada-packin.

by Savage Taco March 20, 2019