a good friend who, once he or she enters (not like that) a serious relationship, suddenly disappears into the ether to be seen once every six weeks for a coffee or quiet pint before they slink off home early to spend more time with their wretched better half.
eg: ben: "let's get our old buddy cyrano de bergerac down the pub for a few beers"
rit: "you can try, but he won't come; since he met that roxanne girl he's turned into a total couple gay."
rit: "you can try, but he won't come; since he met that roxanne girl he's turned into a total couple gay."
by ritesh patel (with ben's help) September 11, 2005
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1. To grab a ballsack gently
2. To grab a ballsack with your pointer and ring finger
3. To lift up a ballsack
2. To grab a ballsack with your pointer and ring finger
3. To lift up a ballsack
by Mr_Creamer May 31, 2010
Get the Couple a Ballsack mug.Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.
by HunterQT December 20, 2021
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by Punky Dunk April 29, 2011
Get the noncouple couple mug.-When something is a total heartbreaker. It makes you just as sad as when you go to a restaurant and realize your coupons are all expired, and you only have enough money for a coke.
-The 2015 version of shitty deal.
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"Bro, I'm so hungry but there's no food in the house"
"Dude, that's totally expired coupons!"
"Andrew, my cat died"
"Expired coupons bro! But don't worry, there's another pussy for you. Her name is Bubbles. I got her from the SPCA"
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"Andrew, my cat died"
"Expired coupons bro! But don't worry, there's another pussy for you. Her name is Bubbles. I got her from the SPCA"
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