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Columbian Cornballer 

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.
Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

columbian moving van 

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.
We drove the columbian moving van last night.

columbian bj 

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.
Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.
columbian bj by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake 

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

Columbian Candy 

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
Columbian Candy by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016

columbian tampon 

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.
I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.
columbian tampon by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016