The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 09, 2012
1337 o' clock (Leet o' clock) is the term gamers use to describe 13:37h (1:37 PM).
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz
Three friends are playing Counter-Strike.
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?
|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?
|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!
by R0DR1G0 November 22, 2010
To beat the clock by masturbating.
by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010
"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"
"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
by Stefonamus December 01, 2009
by Michael Mazza July 11, 2008
Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.
usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.
usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.
"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"
by doubleC^2 August 04, 2020
by ADang December 16, 2013