broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭

john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Broken hearted

Someone did something to hurt you, break you, and make you genuinely sad. It could’ve been a breakup, a death of a friend, or just loosing a friend that causes a broken hearted person. People don’t think before they say things, even if you are tough, you can still get very sensitive sometimes and take things in personally. Being broken hearted has been said to be one of the worst feelings in the world, it’s awful. But sometimes you have to take in those feelings especially if you’ve just escaped from a toxic relationship.

It’s important to remember if your broken hearted and reading this, that things will get so much better. And that you can fix the broken heart just by getting yourself some good things going. Friends, .......- get friends and you will start to feel better

Person 1: I feel empty inside

Person 2: did someone hurt you?

Person 1: yeah..
Person 2: your broken hearted. Being broken hearted is awfully hurting inside your chest all the time. Someone hurt you, and you feel sad
Person 1: Broken Hearted? That makes sense..

by Casual_Toast August 19, 2020

Broken

A sad political conspiracy theorist, useful idiot who repeats and believes any ludicrous nonsense or talking point posted by their political tribe. They think theyre thinking for themselves but obviously can't bc anyone with two braincells sees through the bullshit, but they cant let it go they have to believe cause theyre broken.

He's a broken, he believes JFK will return on Saturday at Daley Plaza bc some MAGA idiot posted it on twitter

by Bokobouy June 18, 2023

Broken Arrow Incident

An incident where someone reveals their Power Level, akin to that of the non-slang Broken Arrow Incidents wherein the US Military outright lost nuclear arms.

Examples include:
- Casually dropping the fucking n-bomb
- Accidentally sending a picture of Nikocado Avacado's Asshole to the Group Chat
- Having your mom see your collection of gore videos

Example 1
- "Yeah, you're such a stupid n*****"
- "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BILL, CALM DOWN!"

Example 2
- "Yeah bro, let me scroll through my pictures for a-"
- "WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CARTEL SHIT IS THAT, PHIL?"
- "Oh Christ, it's a Broken Arrow Incident."

by derangedcatboye November 30, 2023

the broken helicopter

A sex position were the man toes his dick in a knot and rams it up the asshole with lots and lots of force

"Dude the broken helicopter hurts"

by Max102217 January 7, 2018

Broken-Damsel

A woman who claims to not play the role of a damsel well. In the process of doing so she marries for Money, divorces to take half later to claim she never needed help from a man.

She is a Broken-Damsel and left her husband broke.

by HuntertheHoep June 22, 2023