Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.
"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"
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A person who recognizes the superiorty of breakfast over other meals. A person who eats only breakfast foods.
While some people would choose to eat a steak for dinner, a breakfastarian would only consume a steak if it were served with eggs.
by NIHNutrionist August 30, 2013
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God:A breakfast corndog
Bob:What is that
God:A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage, obviously made by a higher order than me, and I am GOD
God:A breakfast corndog
Bob:What is that
God:A corndog made with pancake mix and sausage, obviously made by a higher order than me, and I am GOD
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"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"
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"I'm starving, I had such a wild night last night- all I've had so far today is a showbiz breakfast."
by RossLF February 13, 2009
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Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.
Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.
Tom: Ahhhhhghhggg
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself
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