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Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023
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Brazilian booping

When a Brazilian man requests you to eat their ass and you instead poke their butthole and say “boop”. The Brazilian man then proceeds to bounce on your finger
I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping
by ItzGreedx January 10, 2024
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brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.
Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.
by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024
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Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae

When your friend gets baited into looking at a definition on my.urbandictionary.com.
by Junky J January 25, 2024
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Brazilian foot job

When toes are curled around a person's pubic hairs and their butt hairs then yanked with the attempt to pull out hair.
1:) You ever have a Brazilian foot job?
2:) No, what's that?
1:) You gotta try it, trust me...
by Soldier of Eden January 27, 2024
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Brazilian lemonade

The act of urinating in a woman’s rectum. She then lets the urine come out into a glass and the male drinks it.
My boyfriend was thirsty after sex so he drank the Brazilian lemonade.
by Captain psycho July 25, 2024
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brazilian funk

often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.
Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera
by Bill Billy Bob August 4, 2024
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