Kaylee : Soo! I guess you and Jake fucked like crazy last night AGAIN!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
by SlopNChop August 20, 2018
Get the Juice Boxmug. The annoying box underneath your Facebook profile underneath your picture. People tend to put awkward lyrics that they believe "define them." Others put inside jokes that would only make sense to one other person. Facebook Stalkers are often made uncomfortable by what's in them.
Stalker 1: Hey did you see the lyrics in Joe's awkward box.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.
Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.
Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.
by awkwardlife December 29, 2009
Get the Awkward Boxmug. I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"
by Wordmaster Adam November 6, 2013
Get the magic boxmug. 
by Syjel October 28, 2009
Get the Black-boxmug. by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008
Get the Box Crotchmug. by Boxy Bitchface December 9, 2007
Get the box bitchmug.