bookies

n. People who bet that absorbing information from written texts will improve their lives somehow.

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My school has closed their library. The principal is gambling that the growing reliance on artificial intelligence will obviate our society’s obsequious obsession with bookies.
So, you object?
Obviously.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Hon Boobkin

Somebodys drunk alter-ego that they turn into after way too much to drink. Usually becomes loud, horney, will have sex with anything that moves(fat chicks included), and even sometimes becomes violent.

"Man I was a real Hon Boobkin last night, I heard I pissed on a building, almost got into a fight, and almost porked a porker.....Hey where the hell is my phone?"

by David Meece July 24, 2008

big-booking

Present tense:
The act or process of reading text books to help overcome an difficult problem, usually computing based. There is an implicit direct relationship between the complexity of the problem to be solved and the size of the book referred to.
Big-booking does not refer to reading large print novels.
Historical tense: big-booked

I had to do some serious big-booking to figure out how to make the syncotronomatic de-warbliser phase shift my quantum state. Only after I had unsuccessfully big-booked for several hours did Warwick show me that the syncotronomatic de-warbliser was not plugged in.

by kykweer June 28, 2007

bender bookin

To have sex while drunk.

If I take one more drink I'm gon' bender bookin' you.

by uhDuh January 23, 2009

twitt-booking

Addictively being on facebook, twitter and any other social media website to post your status.

I've fallen victim to the Twitt-booking that is necessary to keep up with not only technology but 'status' online.

by kkaw1213 April 29, 2009

house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),

Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!

by frigg August 30, 2009

News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.

Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.

by bxmith June 14, 2010