Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
by LoliBait March 14, 2022
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Boomer Boner

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers
Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"
by PeachyMBS November 15, 2019
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bean boner

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"
by St. Patty December 06, 2013
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Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
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boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"
That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.
by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012
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Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it
"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
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boner reaction

The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.

A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.
by stars and strikes June 07, 2014
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