architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

by oneboner April 28, 2010

bean boner

The girl version of a boner.

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"

by St. Patty December 6, 2013

Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.

Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!

by yodawgg February 26, 2015

lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.

"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"

by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017

mahogany boner

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.

TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.

by 420 BLAZER September 10, 2013

Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

by acontributer September 9, 2009

Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it

"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"

by lpm100percent April 23, 2015