Do you want to go to waffle house?
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011
The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.
TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.
by 420 BLAZER September 11, 2013
by oneboner April 28, 2010
The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 09, 2009
by St. Patty December 06, 2013
An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015