N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.
I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.
by Bolthorman November 14, 2013
Get the boner confusionmug. by mookie's zj June 23, 2011
Get the walking bonermug. Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.
Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013
Get the Boner smashermug. by St. Patty December 6, 2013
Get the bean bonermug. An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
Get the Boner demonmug. by oneboner April 28, 2010
Get the architechtural bonermug. A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
Get the Dad bonermug.