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boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.
I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.
by Bolthorman November 14, 2013
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walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.
I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!
by mookie's zj June 23, 2011
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Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.
Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013
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bean boner

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"
by St. Patty December 6, 2013
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Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
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architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.
"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"
by oneboner April 28, 2010
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Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
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