ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 15, 2015

Jabba blasting

(n.) the act of pursuing women of large proportions for the purposes of sexual intercourse;(v.) to have sex with a woman who is large like Jabba the Hut

The men donned their finest shirts to the all-you-can eat buffet in hopes of successful Jabba blasting; he gave himself a hernia after a night of Jabba blasting the pie eating contest champion

by Sir Michael McEwan May 10, 2008

Lash Blast

When a person of the male gender ejaculates in a females eye.

Girl 1: I got a really bad eye infection.
Girl 2: Is it because he lash blasted you?

by poopz mcgee eatin terdz August 20, 2009

Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009

ear blasting

extremely loud (music .shouting .. etc )

i've been at concert last tight , the music was Ear Blasting

by Gyanguru June 1, 2016

Trouser Blast

An unassisted pantgasm.

"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."

by slagbot July 25, 2009

grenade blast

When one, or more grotesque women go to a bar, and/or club, and when they cause the people around them to scatter into different directions with their repulsive appearances.

There was a lot of people on the dance floor until that grenade blast cleared the place out.

by Robby Docs May 24, 2011