The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

Gay cracker barrel

Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”

by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.

Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!

by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022

Rain Barrel

A fat girl that squirts

Man you should've seen Betsy last night. She is such a rain barrel.

by generalofnerdia November 3, 2018

Barrel Locked

To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.

A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.

by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023

Ball and barrel

Used refer a gun which is illegally made

He used ball and barrel to get cash from the store

by @Man with a musket September 26, 2023