bagel in the oven

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven
by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015
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The Bagel

Damn she the bagel !!

This playlist is the bagel
by The_Warl0ck May 27, 2024
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double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.
WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.
by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020
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Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting
Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
by PannyRipper August 2, 2024
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Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.
"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"
by Bagelterms December 3, 2020
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trash bagel

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.

2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
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Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
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