boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.

I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!

by mookie's zj June 23, 2011

lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.

"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"

by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017

mahogany boner

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.

TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.

by 420 BLAZER September 10, 2013

Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

by acontributer September 9, 2009

architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

by oneboner April 28, 2010