Pull a Biden

Using the death of a family member to justify a presidential run that nobody wants.
"Gee I really hope that Jeb Bush doesn't "Pull a Biden" and try to primary as a democrat ultimately winning over enough #resistance democrats to win, choosing Mary Cheney as his running mate to balance out his ticket and forcing people to choose between a neo-fascist Trump/Pence ticket and a neo-imperialist Bush/Cheney ticket forever fucking up the two party system beyond repair until we all die of climate change"
by TDawgMcSixtyNine December 01, 2018
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Biden fluffer

When you'll have sex with little children in front of Joe Biden while he jerks off and mumbles about shit he can't remember while being paid from inside deals from his son working in Ukraine and China.
Don't be such a Biden fluffer.
by October 28, 2020
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Joe Biden

A crusty pedophile that the democrats praise. He diddles kids and can't formulate even the simplest of sentences
Liberal: I voted for Joe Biden because I want change and hate the orange grumpffff. Lolollllll.

Regular person: If you think that hair sniffing, crusty, pedophile is going to do any better, you are dumber than a box of sand.

Liberal: reeeeeeeee
by Ima_nice_guyyyy December 22, 2020
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Joe Biden

When you make something sound sexual when it actually isn't.
Joe Biden: I promise you, the president has a big stick, I promise you!

Joe Biden: He's no democrat with a small 'D' at all!
by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden is someone who obviously didn't take any dementia medicine.
by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare August 28, 2021
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden

Just terrible
Opinionated
Egotistical

Bogus
Idiotic
DEMENTIA
Elected by dead people
Nasty

(Seriously I’m worried that a man with Alzheimer’s is running our country)
So glad that the dead people of America mailed in their vote for Joe Biden
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Joe Biden

Ice cream lover, 200 years old, youngest senate, "President".

Lets go brandon!
by big man 22211155 January 25, 2022
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