alaskan log

The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one

Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much

by Uncle5talin March 20, 2017

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Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

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ALASKAN WATER PIPE

The act of pissing in a condom or ejaculating into a condom so many times you fill it up. Later then freezing it and ripping the condom so it can be used as a dildo.

Hey rick come help me fill the ALASKAN WATER PIPE up.

by Weird ideas proven September 5, 2019

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A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.

"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."

by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021

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