Auggie

Auggie is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there for you and love you so much you don't know what to do. He will compliment you untill you have the biggest smile on your face like the sweet heart he is. He will tell you everything and will get very joyful whenever he starts talking about something he loves. Auggie has a beautiful soul and very nice hair. Auggie has the most beautiful eyes you could get lost in for hours. He is so handsome his girlfriend gets butterflies whenever she sees him. (Because of course he has a girlfriend he's prescious) Auggie is so careing and sweet, he will do anything to make you laugh. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. But just a warning, if you mess with Auggie, his girlfriend will come for you. That's not a threat, it's a promise. Auggie is the most perfect person to ever walk this earth, he is so smart and quite possiblity the most adorable thing anyone has seen. Unlike most people, Auggie has no flaws, he makes the gods jealous because they will never be as good as Auggie. In conclusion, Auggie is the perfect boyfriend and will love you as you love him.

Friend: Oh my goodness, look at Emily! Oh shes so lucky, she has Auggie as her boyfriend!

by savvywham December 14, 2019

Auggie

The nickname of someone named August.

What's up Auggie?

by The Troll Master that will win October 10, 2016

August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

by True facts 2020 July 27, 2021

4th august birthday

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else

4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

by bigmusclessotall September 18, 2021

Australian Anus Augmentator

This is the act of reaching up and pinching the balloon knot of your partner and then applying pressure with your tongue and humming the Australian National Anthem in the key of D major while giving a short but stout tug on the left nipple with a pair of vise grips and then using the other hand you fire up the dremel with a preloaded cutting wheel and you carve your initials in the partner's asscheek just as you are about to blow your load on the back of their neck and forehead

Robbie was quite sore after Rick gave him a Australian Anus Augmentator.

by BentStiffy December 16, 2008

auger in

verb; To crash (a plane) into the ground.

Named for the large crater an aircraft makes in the ground when it crashes at high speed.

Did ya hear about Ed? The poor guy augered in...

by eyeheartboobs May 15, 2004

August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

by No1shaager November 1, 2019