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armed rubbery

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
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Armo

Me: Oh you're armenian? lol armo
david: kys
by yaoitank September 30, 2023
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armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
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Amrod

(Amrod is a fictional character, please keep that in mind.)

Sixth of the seven Sons of Fëanor- Ñoldor elves they were- and also named Pityafinwë, Ambarussa, Atyarussa, or Umbarto (later changed to Ambarto- upwards-exalted- due to Fëanor being disturbed by Umbarto's meaning- the Fated.)

He greatly resembled his twin brother Amras both in appearance and personality, but Amrod's hair was a darker red than Amras's.

In the Silmarillion, Amrod and Amras both were slain in Doriath, but in another version of the legendarium, Amrod was burned with the swan-ships accidentally while Amras still died in Doriath.

Roasted, con fuoco.
Person 1: Wow, I never knew Amrod had a twin brother!
Person 2: It's literally in The Silmarillion. Maybe you didn't pay attention to the Sons of Fëanor.
by maedhros con fuoco January 1, 2024
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Armontez

A strong militant person, intelligent out going loving spiritual leader, A warrior, A person of righteousness
Armontez It’s great to have you around
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Armontez

It takes an Armontez to get the job done
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armonie

He’s is fine, intelligent and loyal but one thing about him he might tweak out if you trynna start some bullshit with but he always the loyalist one .
“”Armonie is a good person tuh use
by Armonti November 20, 2023
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