Anal Leash

People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.

-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.

-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??

-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.

-I don't.

by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008

sports analyst

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.

Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.

by atmag06 June 2, 2005

dry anal rape

The act of forcibly sodomising someone without any form of lubrication.

Like when you pick your car up from the garage and the bill is way bigger than you expected it to be and they lay some yap on you about there being more wrong with it than they thought and the labour charge is fifty quid an hour and there's nothing you can do about it but pay up and drive off and then you realise that the damn rattle is still there and they've not fixed it at all.
That's what dry anal rape feels like. Probably.

by Dick McElvis September 17, 2008

anal cream

the ceam substance that comes out of the ass of someone getting fisted

jamie likes to fist people so he can eat the anal cream on pancakes

by (hu)BB February 17, 2004

Anal Retread

Surgery to repair a person's torn/ripped asshole. This is common in prison when a prison bitch is gang raped or repeatedly ass fucked with no lubricant. This occurrs when an inmate is perceived as a docile person. It is not uncommon for the dominator(s) to make the prisn bitch dress up, wear make-up and pee while sitting down.

The prison bitch had his ass deflowered and needed an anal retread.

by slicksal December 1, 2006

anal slut

could be used in a variety of ways expressing anger, happiness, etc...
Or it could simply mean a man or woman who really likes butt sex.

mad- "why the fuck did you do that for you anal slut?"
happy- "FUCK YEAH YOU ANAL SLUTS, I JUST FUCKED YOUR MOMS IN THE ASS"
simply butt sex fun- "wow you just had sex with her ass for 2 hours then she strapon fucked you in the ass later? you anal sluts!"

by anal slut January 5, 2009

analytical

a motherfucker that has details of every thang !

Paul : I updated the computer while fixing it for you

Barbra: Thanks to your analytical skills my computer is twice as fast !

by #AH July 5, 2017