Alabama Hotsauce

When your cousin cums in your butthole and he then proceeds to put hotsauce in his mouth, right before you fart in his mouth creating the ever so delicious mixture of cumsauce in his mouth

Lola: hey Jenny, so how was your night with cletus?
Jenny: well cletus sure is kinky he wanted me to do the Alabama Hotsauce on him.
Lola: OML that sounds Hot!!! I'm so wet.

by Cacaman 3000 May 17, 2021

Alabama Hivemind

When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind

Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind

by TheTripodMan August 31, 2023

Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

Alabama Brownie

When somebody is about to shit, but you shove your penetrater up them, blocking the shit and shoving it up their ass. Sometimes done to force the receiver into constipation, thus forcing the giver to shove their hand up the receivers anal cavity and make the reciever shit manually. If you shove it in too hard, sometimes the receivers shit gets pushed in so far that the shit enters the stomach. Occasionally, while the dick is in the ass, the receiver farts onto the dick. This is done because the vibrations cause pleasure. But, if you do that, you may shit and fill up his cock with your shit. This will cause his juice to be 50% shit.

One time, I gave her an Alabama brownie, but I shoved it in so hard that she got constipated. Next time I did it, she farted onto my dick. It felt so good that I came

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019