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Aland Ahmed

A big nose villager who was one of the terrorists behind 9/11
Person 1: Can i trade my emeralds?
Aland Ahmed: Hrrrrrr *Blows Up*
by baglayyourmum January 22, 2024
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Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.
boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "
by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024
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One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.
I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.
by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024
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Walid Ahmed Cabdala

it means its Walid Ahmed cabdala the king
Walid Ahmed Cabdala what are you doing?
Am a Walid Ahmed Cabdala
by cockandballsucker February 13, 2025
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Schrodingers ahmed

A person/fraud/bum/ who doubles down on what they say/do but when other people call him out for it with definite proof they call it a joke/rage bait
Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026
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The armed struggle

The armed struggle was the guerrilla and sabotage campaign against apartheid after peaceful resistance failed post-Sharpeville (1960). It ended with suspensions in the early 1990s as talks led to democracy.

- **Poqo / APLA**: PAC's armed wing. Poqo (1961, "pure" in Xhosa) launched aggressive attacks targeting whites, police, and perceived collaborators — often civilians — with little regard for loss of life. Renamed APLA (1968), it continued into the 1990s with "soft-target" operations (civilian whites, public places) seen as payback for colonial oppression. Critics called it indiscriminate; supporters viewed it as total war on the system.

- **uMkhonto we Sizwe (MK)**: ANC's military wing (1961). Focused mainly on government/infrastructure targets (power stations, railways, police stations) to avoid civilian casualties early on, though some ops caused unintended deaths. More strategic and multi-racial approach. Suspended 1990, fully disbanded December 1993.

Poqo/APLA's approach was uncompromising and accepted higher civilian tolls as part of revolutionary justice; MK aimed to limit civilian harm while hitting the apartheid state hard.
"Back in the day, the armed struggle was real — MK hit the power stations while Poqo and APLA went straight for the “soft targets”
by Plot Master March 17, 2026
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