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Perch AIDS

A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
by Hoody802 August 18, 2013
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Ads AIDS

Last night I was watching porn hub and some Ads AIDS pop up about making my penis 6in bigger I had to shut down that window and open another page
by EmJayee October 2, 2017
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Band-aid it

To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.
If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.
by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006
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Super Aids

Which can only be obtained by being raped by two gay men in THA BUTT HOLE then having fun with a downtown hooker who's cheaper than the clothes she is wearing. Consisting of all sexual contracted diseases.
I was having a great night till' those assholes gave me Super Aids.
by SleepingDante October 27, 2010
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The Kool Aid

A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.
"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.
by Dustin D March 25, 2008
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AIDS

He's AIDS everytime the boss passes by.
by slimboyefx May 8, 2009
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kool aid

When a girl is so oddly fat that she resembles the "Jug of Juice" known as the kool aid man.
"Dude you know that girl who always wears those red maternity shirts?"
"Yeah dude total kool aid."
-A-Dog and nedbalek-
by anthonyferrando May 1, 2007
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