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Kitchen Aide

The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.
OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!

I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!
by KahunaJ November 21, 2010
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Band-aid it

To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.
If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.
by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006
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Fuck aids

Fuck aids my guy, I ain't got aids but y'all ever thought about smashing sum bitch then turns out she fucked sum one else? Like damn dude if you smash not only are your getting sloppy seconds but you also might be copping her aids.
Every thot: hey daddy

You: hey lemme fuck your face

Every thot every: bet

You: bet

Your guy: she fucked Drake

You: FUCK AIDS!!!!
by Joan not John July 26, 2018
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Super Aids

Which can only be obtained by being raped by two gay men in THA BUTT HOLE then having fun with a downtown hooker who's cheaper than the clothes she is wearing. Consisting of all sexual contracted diseases.
I was having a great night till' those assholes gave me Super Aids.
by SleepingDante October 27, 2010
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The Kool Aid

A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.
"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.
by Dustin D March 25, 2008
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AIDS

He's AIDS everytime the boss passes by.
by slimboyefx May 8, 2009
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kool aid

When a girl is so oddly fat that she resembles the "Jug of Juice" known as the kool aid man.
"Dude you know that girl who always wears those red maternity shirts?"
"Yeah dude total kool aid."
-A-Dog and nedbalek-
by anthonyferrando May 1, 2007
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