A 40 year old paedophile from the MTG-Forums, classically known for sucking rickles dick to get recognised
by Olumenate July 17, 2015
Get the Kiri Adamsmug. Adam Carson is an amazing, beautiful man.
He also has a cute ass, but don't let that distract you from his drumming skills and his gorgeous eyes.
Adam overall, kicks major ass.
He also has a cute ass, but don't let that distract you from his drumming skills and his gorgeous eyes.
Adam overall, kicks major ass.
by ChocolateNailGun October 21, 2008
Get the Adam Carsonmug. 
one of the funniest men ever. on the man show, was on loveline on kroq, had a show on comedy central that was pretty funny, had a house building show on TLC that was awesome, was on dancing with the stars and should have won with that awesome unicycle ride, now had a alright morhing show on 97.1fm in orange county.
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny
adam carolla: 'this is my crew, or as i like to call them, my band of unemployable idiots'
caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'
'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'
'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'
by B3N_1x34 June 15, 2008
Get the adam carollamug. by meteoryte February 15, 2009
Get the Adam Savagemug. the nicest and funniest gentleman on american idol season 8 with and awesome voice and amazing smile. He tries to spice a song up by just adding his own style into it.
Host:"did you google yourself this week?"
Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"
contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."
adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"
Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"
contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."
adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"
by 14yearsyoungerthanadamlambert April 7, 2009
Get the adam lambertmug. Ryan Adams is one of the best musicians of his time. He was previously in the band Whikeytown, until his debute album Heartbreaker in September of 2000. Since then, Adams has produced a considerably large number of records.
by David R... August 13, 2006
Get the ryan adamsmug.