Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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balls deep

When the penis is so far in the vagina, the balls are the only thing on the surface.
Rob kept thrusting till his testicles hit her ass. He was balls deep and kept thrusting, but only with much more force.
by Well, shit. December 23, 2017
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Facebook Balls

Facebook balls refer to the harsh, rude things that people might say on Facebook that they wouldn't say in person.
Rob posted on Facebook that Larry's girlfriend is a total dog. He would have NEVER said that to his face. He's got some big FBB's (Facebook Balls). Then Larry posted back that he was gonna punch Rob in the face. The FBB's must be contagious.
by SarRobKrstisadog November 20, 2010
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Thats the balls!

Oh thats so cool! No, thats the balls!
by kilitto5 August 30, 2010
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balls in a vice

Somebody else has cornered you into a really tough situation, where you must now make a major decision between two things neither of which you want in the least.
They had his balls in a vice: either take the pay cut they were demanding from him, or be fired.
by Buddy4k4 July 25, 2017
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ball smacking

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles
Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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Balls To 4

Midnight (0000 in Military time) to 4 watch. The first watch of the day's rotation. NOT unique to any maritime academy. In fact, it is a pretty common term in most branches of the military. I've also heard it called the Balls to Forever watch.
I'm going to go hit the rack early. I've got to get up for the Balls to 4 watch.
by CDubb October 7, 2013
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