Wet Wench

When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.
Oh you think that dutch oven was funny get a load of my wet wench.
by clinexani December 19, 2013
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Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out
"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."
by Tuckered out May 16, 2010
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Boobie Wets

When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.
Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!
by Boom Boom Bastic Baby August 11, 2020
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Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you
Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all
by Patres February 27, 2021
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wet kermit

the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.
"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014
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wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear
holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!
by mark mcellian June 05, 2011
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Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.
by @Badmoneyslim September 05, 2019
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