Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

Taylor Swift

The fucking music industry.

You know Taylor swifts not that good..
STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED

by taylorswiftplsadoptme February 20, 2022

Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name

FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere

by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024

taylor swift

is the music industry, nothing else to say oh and the prettiest person that ever existed

person 1: oh do you listen do you listen yo taylor swift ?

person 2: OH MY GOD yes i do, do you?

person 1: HOLY GROUNG YES CAN YOU MARRY ME-HEE-HEEEE

by IFUCKINLOVEYOUTAYLOR June 4, 2021

Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying

“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”

by foreverwinter February 11, 2024

Taylor Swift

Someone that tells you to Shake It Off at everything

Nicki Minaj: He wanna F-R-E, A-K

Taylor Swift: Just Shake It Off

by XxparamoreZxx September 4, 2022

Taylor-Swifting

When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.

Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."

by KofD December 12, 2019