The practice of staying in your room all day and not going out to touch grass. People who practice Wilsonism think about random stuff every day and probably don't have lives as they spam Valorant games instead of doing schoolwork. These people usually use Discord 24/7 and never leave vc. If you practice Wilsonism get a life. Please! -sincerely your best friend Questionable. Don't question it.
by aignfiugasg August 24, 2023
An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children
by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019
A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
by SpreadPositivity😍 January 15, 2022
The kid who died at summer camp in the late '70s. Legend has it he is the reason for the 30 min waiting period after eating a meal. He ate, and cramped up.
by Mr.Pattycakes July 05, 2021
a fun freaky guy.. who looks like a lion. He's very dramatic almost fem, very stubborn and always has to get his own way. A true god in bed could go for hours. Alister JM Wilson has a bod like hulk and a nose like a rocket. He makes you want to have 6000 babies. Extremely strong and could ride you all night long. Alister JM Wilson will never open unto you but he will open you up if yk what I mean ;) He's very sexy and could make you juicy in seconds and just the sound of his voice could get any boy or girl aroused. Alister JM Wilson is the ultimate beast.
omgosh I just got railed with Alister JM Wilson I want 6000 babies.
did you just get railed by Alister JM Wilson? I wish I could get railed by him.
I was eating Alister JM Wilsons booty
did you just get railed by Alister JM Wilson? I wish I could get railed by him.
I was eating Alister JM Wilsons booty
by heyheyheyhithere March 14, 2021
(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.
Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!
by The Chubby Wilson September 07, 2022
by Anonymous September 23, 2003