Phantom Hand

The way by which a packet of crisps, bucket of popcorn, or any other kind of junk food, manages to disappear at an alarming rate while the eater suddenly feels an overwelming bloated sensation without even realising.

That mechanical movement of the hand from the lap area to the face with very little effort.

Jenny: Bloody hell where did all the Thai sweet chilli crisps go????
Megan: Shit!!! That's nearly the end of the bag! Why do I feel so sick? And my mouth is on fire!
Jenny: Phantom hand strikes again! I'll go get packet number 4 and that bag of popcorn I've microwaved.

by Smeggles182 January 16, 2010

phantom sanchez

When you are engaged in oral pleasure you slide you finger into the anus and rub that same finger under your partners nose, leaving that oh so wonderful smell of success.

When you eat a girl out slid you finger in the poop shoot and rub under her nose not leaving the stain just the smell. Is known as the Phantom Sanchez

by KidDP 006 October 18, 2006

phantom of the opera

While having sex doggy style, invert one hand over your face to make a phantom mask. Once mastered you can graduate to the Captain America.

Last night I pulled off the Phantom of the Opera with the wife, next time I'm going for the Captain America.

by Fantastic Fourdora November 24, 2006

Phantom Someone

to cum surprise a pissed off girlfriend

I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last week and she was being a bitch earlier so I pretended that I came,spat on her back and when she turned around I blew a load all over her face. That's how you phantom someone.

by xenophon54 March 30, 2011

Phantom Mallard

When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.

I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.

by Manbot5000 May 18, 2010

phantom beef

Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.

Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.

Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.

by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016

phantom jerk

The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.

This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"

by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011