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clarky cat

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
by andy mackay May 22, 2006
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Cat

Lazy, useless animal. Sleeps a lot and appears dead.
"That cat seems dead!"
by ARCkiller4868 June 6, 2014
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cat

a cat is a magical and mythical animal that are loved my mene
by reeeeeeeeeep December 6, 2018
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Cat

Why do you not know what this is are you stupid?
by Super moon is boss November 17, 2016
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Cat

That's a cat dummy
by Rich_dollaz December 15, 2016
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Dusty the Cat

Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.

Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.

For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.
P1: Look, Dusty the Cat
P2: Oh, wow.
by Bar Low February 16, 2009
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Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do things that seem weird to us but seems normal in their feline heads.
John: Dude why is your cat sitting on my pizza
Joe: Idk man, its cat logic.
by Catloafer March 30, 2023
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