Tom: hey it’s November 2nd
Jack:ok and
Tom:it’s ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
Jack: Ok BHHHET
Jack:ok and
Tom:it’s ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
Jack: Ok BHHHET
by Quit your too slow November 2, 2019

by ashketchumsolos November 1, 2021

a "man": bruh lets go ill make you turn from bruh to bruh moment in 2 milimicheal seconds
Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd: "what did you just say" the brolic man says, walking in at 9 feet tall, 250 pounds and the wwe, ufc and fortnite title holder in every weight class.
the "man": cowers in fear as Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd is intimidating his prey, (everyone) because he does not simply have anyone better than him, he beat god in a 1v1 at fortnite and was demolished (1324 to 0) and was crowned the new god
Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd: "what did you just say" the brolic man says, walking in at 9 feet tall, 250 pounds and the wwe, ufc and fortnite title holder in every weight class.
the "man": cowers in fear as Shiquantinesious Deferoni Deffari Morvious the 2nd is intimidating his prey, (everyone) because he does not simply have anyone better than him, he beat god in a 1v1 at fortnite and was demolished (1324 to 0) and was crowned the new god
by my name jeb October 21, 2019

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”
Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”
Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”
Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

A friendship that forms after you've already faced the hard truth about people and the world. It’s not built on naive trust or loyalty—it’s built on mutual understanding, and a shared awareness of reality. Both people know the score, and the bond is more about getting things done than keeping up appearances.
by reeal98 May 5, 2025

September 2nd is the day we’re anyone called Joey, Micheal, will, Alfie or Ayyan have to be nice to Thomas and realises how good of a friend he is because he still sticks with you shit heads
by Real Irish Potato August 31, 2020
