Rule 22

Quote from Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord List "22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head."

Villain. "At last unlimted power is mine now witness me as I become a god"
Hero. "No stop you'll violate Rule 22 it's to much even for you"
Villain. " Yes this is it, I can feel my body overflowing with power its incredi" head explodes

by Jedzoku June 16, 2013

June 22

It's national fuck your girlfriend or try to day! Have fun

Charlie: hey kyle don't you have a girlfriend?
Kyle: yeah
Charlie: go have sex with her! Its June 22nd!
Kyle: Fuck yeah!

by Ihavegorillaarmsandimproudsmh June 21, 2021

October 22

Say "yeet" in your bestfriends ear until they hate you XD

*October 22*
Me: *Yells YEET in my friends ear*

Him/Her: What the heck man I hate you.

by Vscokillers219 October 21, 2019

pengananus-22

Pls approve - it’s for a friend

Pretty please? “Should include the word being defined”: really? Come on. Fine. Pengananus-22. Yes. You read that correctly. Don’t question it. Like. Seriously. Don’t. Please. Just. No. Don’t. It’s an inside joke. <3 -also if these definitions have to approved then why are there so many inappropriate definitions lol?

by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022

September 22

National Soapy titty pic day!! on this day she has to send you a soapy titty picA

hey its september 22
okay?
you have to send me a titty pic.
oh *sends*

by doritostastelikechicken September 22, 2022

November 22

On November 22 every boy who starts on the letter K has to give a girl his hoodie.

Girl: hey, it’s November 22
Boy who starts on the letter K: Oh no
Girl: Give me your hoodie

by Haylei November 20, 2019

22 october

national @crsdetails day aka tatiana

“is today the 22 october?”
“yes! its national tatiana day”

by non-gf gf October 22, 2020