December 2

1.) people born on December 2 are badass,goofy,not scared,Amazing,pretty,smart,A lot of energy PrdT.

Him:who is that

His friend: that’s the new girl

Him:she was probably born on December 2

by December 2 is the best November 27, 2019

2 for $20

When you and your lover order the 2 for $20 deal at Chili's, and fuck in the bathroom while you wait for the food to arrive. Return to the table, eat the meal, and fuck again while you wait for dessert.

License to grill!

Chili's is offering the 2 for $20 again, so Ashley and I got the steak, the lava cake, and double oral all for $20!

Whatta deal!

by Giordoma'am August 13, 2016

1 = 2

The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.

Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.

by Fasters May 3, 2022

February 2

When you ask someone out and they have to say yes

Boy: I wanna ask her out
Girl: then do it!
Boy: what if they say no?
Girl: it’s February 2!
Boy: okay
Boy: I like you. Will you go on a date with me?
Girl: yes!

by Starapia February 1, 2021

MTV 2

One of the devious marketing spawns from MTV headquarters (While claiming to show music videos 24/7) shows old episodes of "making the video" and other old shows that have been pushed out of MTV's rotation and excessive hip-hop. This premium cable channel has substantially longer commercials than other stations.

I watched "Sucker Free Sunday" one too-many times on MTV 2

by Cicatriz December 29, 2004

A #2 Puffer

Someone (usually a gay guy) who sucks a fart out of another's asshole and holds it in like a bong.

Also known as "Puffing A 2" or the act of passing on a fart to another person is known as "Passing A 2"

What a fag, he is definetly a #2 Puffer.

or

Holy shit! I just hella Puffed A 2.

by JGummerzs :) April 18, 2009

1 and 2

Reference to Fight Club, whose two first rules were both 'Do not talk about Fight Club'. May be used for anything secret, particularly an organization or group of some sort.

Person A: How's the plan coming along?

Person B: 1 and 2, man! Shut up!

by Autotroph December 4, 2007