Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

Hackerman

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in

Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night

by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019

Buddy Hackett

The Buddy Hackett is administered when a male who has not bathed in over three days sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his hand around his balls and chode, and then takes his hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.

Our group had been hiking in the Rockies for days last summer and Sarah wouldn't stop complianing the whole time. Towards the end of the trip, I decided to give her the Buddy Hackett.

by Chris Ceci December 14, 2008

hacksnipe

The shot in an online shooter that passes through a solid obeject. Players are able to see you through the buildings using a wall hack hense where "hack" comes from.

I just got hacksniped through that building

by Nick Langlois February 7, 2007

hackey look

a look of dislike or disgust that is usually directed at someone when annoying them

"did she just give you a hackey look?"

by hotdogboy July 4, 2008

hackabee

A wannabe hacker. Almost synonymous with "script kiddie".

i put up a honeypot to attract hackabees, so i can rat them out to the feds

by Demogorgo August 18, 2008

hacktivate

A combination or portmanteau of the words hack and activate meaning the use of alternate methods to gain access to computer programs or hardware.

hacktivate differs from cracktivate: hacktivate does not imply malicious intent.

I had to hacktivate my authentic copy of MS Office because I lost the product key.

by uzebdrumz January 2, 2012