Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.
Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.
See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.
Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.
See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023
Get the FLAT Smackmug. Hitting somebody or something with all your effort and might.
using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.
you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.
using either your hand or full body to intensify the impact.
you can also get a running start, that is the true jam smack.
"Cory was standing by the pond so i ran up behind him and jam smacked his ass into the water!"
"if you don't stop talking about football i'm going to jam smack you!"
"if you don't stop talking about football i'm going to jam smack you!"
by dbrown907 January 8, 2010
Get the jam smackmug. (V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.
by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008
Get the Splat Smackmug. A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.
by dusstedd December 27, 2011
Get the Taco Smackmug. by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011
Get the smack the weaselmug. it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa
man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped
by a guy on the urbandictionary May 30, 2009
Get the elephant smackmug. by boston Masssssa August 5, 2018
Get the catch a smackmug.