The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.
by RealRibby May 24, 2024
Get the Flicker gooningmug. by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025
Get the Goon dodgingmug. A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
Get the Goon dodging tournamentmug. When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.
Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)
Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)
Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)
by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024
Get the Pokedex Gooningmug. by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.
by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025
Get the Rot Gooningmug. It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
Get the Gone - Goon phonemug.