Rule 22

Quote from Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord List "22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head."

Villain. "At last unlimted power is mine now witness me as I become a god"
Hero. "No stop you'll violate Rule 22 it's to much even for you"
Villain. " Yes this is it, I can feel my body overflowing with power its incredi" head explodes

by Jedzoku June 16, 2013

June 22

It's national fuck your girlfriend or try to day! Have fun

Charlie: hey kyle don't you have a girlfriend?
Kyle: yeah
Charlie: go have sex with her! Its June 22nd!
Kyle: Fuck yeah!

by Ihavegorillaarmsandimproudsmh June 21, 2021

October 22

National Lube Your Nuts Day

“I’m going to lube my nuts because it is October 22”

by JacobIsVerySmart October 21, 2019

October 22

National give your bf a kiss and grab his ass day a special day where everything goes kissing,hickeys,ass grabbing...etc this is a national holiday

Hey bae it’s October 22 you know what that means (slaps ass and kisses)

by Briathegreat October 21, 2019

October 22

Throw your shortest friend day.

Bro it’s October 22, let’s go
throw our shortest friend

by Pusssssssssy eater696969696969 October 22, 2019

October 22

Give a boy a hug!! This day is the day you can just go up to a random boy/man and hug them! Good luck ladies!!

Go up to that boy that u have a crush on and hug him as tight as you can, on October 22!!

by Flipper24567943579764468975335 October 20, 2019

November 22

On November 22 every boy who starts on the letter K has to give a girl his hoodie.

Girl: hey, it’s November 22
Boy who starts on the letter K: Oh no
Girl: Give me your hoodie

by Haylei November 20, 2019