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Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
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Runt Monkey

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.
Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling
by pkben March 30, 2009
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Soul Monkey

A term used to describe a soul reaper in type soul
by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 23, 2024
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monkey

a black dwarf that throws shit at people
a monkey is at my door
by monkler June 7, 2022
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monkey

mike is such a monkey
by 0nlym0nkey April 5, 2023
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Monkey

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves.

if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!
manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree.
by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA December 14, 2008
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