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Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.
After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo
by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025
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Text Shortcuts

a feature on a samsung keyboard that i love very much

i can type hundreds of symbols without needing to go to another website to type it

you can also use text shortcuts for it's intended purpose, to make shortcuts for commonly used text
man i love text shortcuts sooooo much
by ζaaq June 10, 2025
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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Text

1.

A slang term derived from “textbook,” used to describe an experience, event, or moment that feels meant to happen — as if it were prewritten, divinely timed, or part of a larger lesson in life.

Often used to acknowledge a situation that feels textbook in its meaning, significance, or alignment with personal growth.

origin:

From textbook — suggesting a classic, archetypal, or spiritually significant life moment.

2.

(slang)

A word used to describe an experience, moment, or event that feels meant to happen — like it was written in a textbook of life.
It’s that feeling when something aligns perfectly, teaches a lesson, or hits with divine timing.

“That was meant to be.”
“That was a lesson.”
“That was fate.”
“That was text.”
1.

Expressing a feeling of fate, synchronicity, or personal lesson:
“Dayum that was text.”

Reacting to a profound or serendipitous event:
“Text!”

Describing a divinely aligned or expected situation:
“Meeting them like that? Text.”

2.

Person 1: “Yo I randomly ran into her after 5 years, same corner we met on.”
Person 2: “Text.”

“That was a text heart break. I needed that to grow.”

“That DJ set in the rain... text.”
by H. Trismegistus June 20, 2025
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Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.
Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.
by Toast9150 June 26, 2025
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Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex
Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.
by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025
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Text trap

When someone knows you don’t like to talk on the phone, and they send a text as a way to know when you’re holding your phone so they can call you.
Sorry I’m late, my mom tricked me with a text trap and I ended up on the phone with her for 20 minutes.
by 2049 July 15, 2025
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