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penis

its when your gental part is described
your penis is very big
by hog_rider_69420 March 3, 2022
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Penis

a long thing that some men have and when they do it ranges around 10-12 inches long but the average weight of the horse cock weighs about 50-55 duck penises
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DIS MAN HAS A BIG PENIS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH *moans*
by [[not.astrospector_]] October 20, 2021
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Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"
The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy
by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021
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pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
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soupy penis

by AnusBeater420 March 27, 2021
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Penis

A South African snake of the Viperidae Family. Its skin pattern varies geographically, but it is most often a speckled brown. Its venom is deadly to humans with mortality rate of 52%.
Goodness gracious Marty! What have I told you about that Penis! If I see it out of its cage one more time you are going to have to get rid of it!
by BeanMaster3000 October 9, 2019
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Penis Cocoon

The non-medical term to describe the fleshly foreskin of the male penis. Typically, removed to stop the euphoric joy of male masturbation. Despite being a sweater for your penis, you're still going to shrink.
"It's a good thing I have a penis cocoon so I can dock the hell out of an orange. The citrus burns will give me pleasure." Said Joe.
by Rock your rockhard February 9, 2023
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