by Bob brown November 27, 2023

by Mocephus October 29, 2023

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit
by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it
by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden
1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee
2: I would kill her ass
by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024

A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.
by Jakeensmorck February 26, 2018
