menno kids

a young species of mammals that are mysterious and complex in their multiply personalities. very skilled in the art of parental deception. handle with care.

since they are menno kids, their favorite song is "c'mon" by kesha.

by Ren the Hen January 10, 2017

Yodeling Walmart Kid

A 2018 meme that started with a boy yodeling to a song in Walmart.

Friend 1: Did you see the new yodeling walmart kid meme?
Friend 2: DooOoooOOoOoOooo

by Pizzarella May 25, 2018

kidding

In some circles, it is the act of having sex with baby goats.

Usually in a respectful manner.

"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"

"Why, yes, I was just kidding."

"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"

"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"

by Poopel July 5, 2024

ipad kid

the most musty crusty ass kid you'll ever meet you will find apple sauce or some mixture of food on their ipad, you can tell whos a ipad by the clothes they wear, their shirts are cocomelon or baby shark or a creeper sweatshirt and their pant are blue always blue. amkes sure they dont take your phone what they say before they take your phone is '' do you have games on your phone" then they add finger prints all over your phone

my brother is an ipad kid!

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

Fortnite kids

A child who sweats on Fortnite and doesn’t know what trees look like (special needs.)

“Look at these sweaty gay Fortnite kids” Timmy

by Cookie Monster likes lots of c December 2, 2020

Kids these days

Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..

whats wrong with kids these days everything!

by whatsmyname?idk April 13, 2018

Specialized rockhopper kids

A step up from the trek kids, they can actually ride more than xc, and their advice goes as follows, “you are doing that wrong!” And “dude! Just send it!” But there is one thing that differs… they can’t go up hills to save their life, plus they usually work at a McDonald’s they also are good at dh and jumps, nothing else and always saying that they are right and you should “get better” even though you are faster than them in every way that doesn’t involve jumps, drops, or trails more that 50 foot long, and if it doesn’t have any of those they will be vomiting at the side of the trail in no time.

One step up from the trek kids, the Specialized rockhopper kids

by Mr.Burnette January 12, 2022