A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018
Get the felony bagmug. by Eye Glass Pimp July 25, 2015
Get the Flaunt Bagsmug. by TJ Styles September 23, 2012
Get the sand bagmug. The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.
by gratefulbed November 1, 2006
Get the sleeping bagmug. by $tonymontana_ August 2, 2025
Get the Bagmug. by Gpcart May 27, 2018
Get the Spag Bagmug. When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016
Get the Bag of titsmug.