chocolate double bust

when two men have anal sex and then the person taking the anal turns around and sucks on the penis of the person ramming him, with the penis covered with shit

guy 1: did you hear steven and juan were doing the chocolate double bust!?

guy 2: ah hell nah

by nounain October 19, 2021

selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.

Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Cryptochromatic double fantastic

A twice as good secret colour

That cryptochromatic double fantastic wall is way nicer than the previous colour.

by Just one more cuddle... September 30, 2021

47 Double Down

An old school football play that old men in their 40s and 50s refer to when bragging about their grade school football prowess.

Kenny: When we played St James in the Turkey Bowl, we ran 47 Double Down all day down thier throats.

Weber: PJ was unstoppable

by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022

american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.

Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!

by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022

geneva double curtain

Closely related to the Cleveland Hot Pocket, a Geneva Double Curtain involves splitting the canopy and enjoying the fruit clear of the surrounding fluff.

I used a Geneva Double Curtain because it was getting wet and humid down there.

by E.L. Wisty February 8, 2022