Monkey

When you randomly yell the word "monkey."

GayLord:MONKEY
GayBrother:What the Shit Balls?

by rebby1313 September 3, 2021

tant monkeys

When Sweat jumps from one ass hair to the next

Bobby has been working all day in the sun,bet he can fill them tant monkeys

by Swamp a$$ June 9, 2021

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004

Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".

Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.

by OJB September 26, 2004

board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003