kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Kid catcher

When a woman shaves around her pussy but leaves the hair between it and her belly button. That way the dude can pull out and the kids get caught in the jungle.

She had a super thick kid catcher but I ate her pussy anyway.

by Therealdeal1984 November 30, 2022

Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time

Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid

by TheMinecraftKid March 4, 2020

Kid Evier

A young up and coming rapper, from Waterloo iowa, who loves to flex expensive things he haves, loves to flex on hatters, and will do what he wants. Think of lil pump, but with more brain cells common sense.

Kid Evier: Yo broski, I just threw 50 AirPods at a cop car while this one bitch gave me head in my Ferrari.

Friend: that’s li...

Kid Evier: I’m going to go crash my lambo and buy another one.

Friend: ok? Wait. You don’t even have a license yet.

Kid Evier: so

by Kid Evier March 10, 2019

Kool kid Sasha

literally the koolest kid on the block! definitely ur best friend for life

Danni: "Hey! Have you seen Kool kid Sasha?"
Skiff: "Yeah! She's really cool!"

by Dannimcbanni December 11, 2021

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

When children are starving in Africa

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

by awyouknow July 20, 2022

stray kids

- 8 members
- best boy group EVER

•bangchan

-leader
-kangaroo

-member of 3racha
-wolfchan

•leeknow

-second oldest

-good cook
-member of danceracha

-mystic boy
-leebit

• changbin

-third oldest

-chonkiest (it means have ton of muscles)

-dweakki
-baby
-member of 3racha

•hyunjin

-fourth oldest

-“prince” of the group
-jinniret
-member of danceracha

•han

-fifth oldest

- all rounder

- han quokka

-member of 3racha

•felix

- sixth oldest

-“sunshine” of the group

- yongbok

-member of danceracha

•seungmin

-seventh oldest

-“savage” of the group

-puppy M

- member of vocalracha

- I.N/jeongin

- maknae of the group

- baby bread

- fox I.N

-member of vocalracha

stray kids is the bestttttt

by hyunlix’s wife ❤️ January 14, 2024