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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Knows what's up

If one knows what's up - they got it, have it figured out, the one you can trust in the specific situation they're the one to follow.
*someone talking about politics and solidarity on the telly* yeah, he knows what's up!
by Lowyflowy January 22, 2024
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Whats upper

As a kid everyone on always said what up and everyone one said the sky, so I came up with a cool wat o say what's up , my friends said whats up to me and I said (whats upper)Just a cool way to say Hello.Whats upper guys.
Someone walks up to ya Boy and said what up Tez - I'll reply (Whats upper)what you up to fam.
by Little Dragon Bruce May 28, 2024
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what

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what the juggernaut

A word to describe when something is silly, stupid, or someone has so much brain rot it’s harder to describe than similar word, what the sigma.
What the juggernaut did you do?””
“What the juggernaut?”
by OwOwIE July 16, 2024
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What's the script?

Roblox kids when they see someone who is just professional at a shooting or fighting game and just managed to kill a dumb exploiter tryhard.
person 1: *shoots*
person 2: Huh?! What's the script????!
by crezzza December 31, 2022
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What the heck

It can be used to say that you will do something although you know you should not do it.
It expresses confusion and is a short way of saying what the hell.
Guy 1: What the heck? A rock appeared from nowhere!
Guy 2: Crazy, right?
Guy 1: I know!
by purple milly YouTube January 11, 2025
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