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Banging one out 

When you have had a stressful week and you take it out on your wife against a concrete wall
Jeff's was banging one out on his wife, whilst she was pressed against a concrete wall, as Jeff did not get the promotion at work which has significantly stressed him
The one for me.

They will always be in my heart

They have changed my life
She bettered me
She is perfect and I don't know what I would do without him.
Someone:Who are they to you?

Me: the one (dramaticaly sighs)
The one by jaela jae June 23, 2021

the business of which one is engaged 

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.

The Evil One 

A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
The Evil One by Ryu_Chan September 19, 2008

off by one 

An "Off-By-One" (OBO) in a non-programming context is the act of a touch-typist beginning to type with their hands one key offset from home position.

If the typist in question types fast enough, the resulting nonsense string of gibberish resembling a 14 year-old's SMS history or YouTube comment may actually be sent/submitted before they notice what they've done.
Ex 1:
Sm "Pgg-Nu-Pmr" )PNP_ om s mpm-ptphts,,omg vpmyrcy od yjr svy pg s ypivj-yupody nrhommomh yp yupr eoyj yjrot jsmfd pmr lru pggdry gtp, yjr jp,r ppdoyopm/ (*That was actually harder than I thought it'd be, though notice the prevalence of things like omg and gtp)

Ex. 2:
Carly1992: Wanna come over to my place?
TCAPreditorBate: rirakky!
TCAPreditorBate: totally* Sorry, off by one
off by one by ZenAtWork May 28, 2010

Eight Plus One 

Euphemism for a 9mm pistol. Simple math problem. 8+1=9.
Hey, gangster, collect your eight plus one. We are going to roll up on these foolish individuals and proceed to bust caps into their asses.
Eight Plus One by Anon4L October 7, 2010